When you wake up and there’s pancakes for breakfast
and then you get to school and find out you got an A+ on that test
and the school is serving mozzarella sticks for lunch
and your crush asks you out to a date next weekend
and you find 20 dollars on the ground while walking home
and then you finally go to that concert and you’re like
what kind of fantasy world do you live in
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
What do ya mean ?
wait what? it was down?
huh? wait, really?
i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing